Side-Project

• 03 Aug 2026

  I Taught Nutmeg to Roast My Pickup Soccer Group (So I Wouldn't Have To)

    4 minutes

  Nutmeg's stats now get read out loud by an LLM: savage player roasts and full satirical match reports, grounded strictly in real numbers. Here's how it works and what almost went wrong.
• 01 Aug 2026

  Why I Built Nutmeg (So My Friends Would Stop Lying About Their Stats)

    6 minutes

  Why I built Nutmeg, a self-hosted stats tracker for pickup soccer groups, after one too many arguments about who actually won.